Dear Boyfriend,

I don't mean to take everything out on you. I don't mean to be psycho jealous girlfriend. I don't like seeing you upset that's why I don't understand. I had no problem with you talking to her, my problem was with her not talking to you. She treated you like crap this summer and I don't get why you would worry about her. I know I worry about people and things far more than I should. i.e. this whole situation. It still bugs me but it's done it's over with I should forget about it. So much easier said than done. I wish someone told me that shit when I was young. I'm sorry I keep thinking about it.


Dear People of the World,

Stop saying no offense then criticizing important things in my life. I know I shouldn't be such a bitch about certain things but it pisses me off when half the things you say start with no offense.


Dear Male Staff Member,

I'm sorry I lied and said my profile was not about you. It wasn't just you so I didn't say that it was about you because you aren't the only person who has been saying it. I know you know I lied I could tell by the way you said hi to me earlier. I didn't mean for it to be a rude comment towards you. It's just one of those things that bugs me. I wish I had the balls to apologize in person because you aren't going to read this.


Dear Female Staff Members, minus fbs,

I understand that you are 21 I understand that you like to go to the bar. I don't understand how you can't invite me to go to the gym or on a walk or to dinner. I hope you realize how anti-social you are being and how everyone else on staff makes note of this. I hope you know I will be bringing this up to our boss if you continue to act the way you do towards me. I understand that there are only 3 of us under 21 but that doesn't mean you should treat us like we are so inferior to you. I don't appreciate being treated like a child all the time. When I do something you don't like tell me that, don't tell me that I am grounded. My own parents don't even ground me. I only call you mama because you have two levels normal and super screaming psycho bitch. I should call you psycho mother in law but you wouldn't like that too much.


Dear Boyfriend,

I forgot to say I miss you.

P.S. I love you.


Dear University,

I understand people don't like cigarette smoke but you can't just ban the whole flipping thing from campus. I know that it has helped a lot of people cut back and that's wonderful, but you just make me want to do it more. Not because I'm a rebellious little girl and I hate authority, I'm in an authoritative position right now. Smoking stations would be wonderful, get some pretty blue paint and I'll gladly do it myself. I'll put them and in the lowest traffic areas of campus.


Dear Drunk Boys,

Just because you are drunk and my boyfriend isn't around does not mean that I want to sleep with you. If you had a dream that we slept together it does not mean that I want to sleep with you. In fact my life is so much happier and stress free when you do not contact me.


Dear Friend Boys,

Thank you for not being dicks and trying to get with me.



That is all for the evening.
Goodnight

-Kaybes

I don't understand

How can you wear a pray for Brian bracelet and claim to hope for a speedy recovery, but when given the choice to give him money for his medical bills or give the money to the university, who, surprise surprise upped tuition again, for some Police Safe Friday night bullshit they put on in the Rec center and ask for our help then when you go they tell you there is NOTHING for you to do. You know Brian's medical bills are well over a million dollars and if you were in the same situation or someone from our hall was in this situation you would want people to do the same thing for you. I can't believe that you are selfish enough to sit here and give money to a cause that doesn't need it as opposed to giving it to someone, who you work with, and actually needs it. I don't know what happened to you guys, but I can honestly say I am ashamed to work with some of you. I know you may not have been the greatest of friends with him, but he is a member of our staff, our staff which is constantly talked about as being this great community. Find it in your heart to stop being a bunch of selfish assholes. I love you guys, but seriously?